dis·ney·i·tis /ˈdɪzni’ites/ noun

1. an affliction more common than generally realized, characterized by a need to experience all things Disney, all the time.

2. a level of misery felt when one is not currently in a Disney Theme park.  Typical symptoms  include but are not limited to:

• viewing wait times on My Disney Experience even when one is not at the theme parks
• poring over Disney related internet content when one should be working
• endlessly explaining to the non-afflicted that Disney is NOT just for kids and , NO-I’m not tired of going there.